Tharg's Future Shocks

Untitled Prog. 614 21st Jan 1989 Script by Hillary Robinson Art by Kevin Walker

Earth from space...

When man first called this world 'home' it was fresh and new and beautiful...

Life was abundant in the air, on the land and in the sea.

It is now longer fresh and new, but it can still be beautiful...

Sometimes.

Man is poisoning the air, killing the animals and polluting the seas.

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Soon there'll be no one left but man. He does try hard to limit his numbers...

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But soon it will too late for eagle, panda and the whale...

And when man has destroyed this world and all the creatures on it. What will we do then?

Seek out strange new worlds and new civilsations.. and destroy them...

Boldly go where no man has gone before... and pollute it?

Galactic Envirnomental Health Department Warning: Pollution Hazzard! Do not break seal.

No Way, Jos�!


Untitled

Prog. 610  21st Jan 1989

Script by S. Edwards
Art by K. Walker
Lettering by Johnny A.

Somewhere in Darkest Milton Keynes...

...Donald Flumpp. inventor, fiddled with his creation, and smiled to himself.

Suddenly, the room began to shake...

KERBLAM!


Vistor  : Hi, I'm Leonard Schmutzlap!

Donald : W-what do you want ?

Vistor  : I'm from your future. I came to ask if you would It's a TIME
              MACHINE... It's a GREAT RELIC in our time!

Donald : Y-you want to buy my machine?

Vistor  : Sure! And for your troubles, I'll give you a hundred Quasi-credits...
              ...That's SOLID GOLD to you!

Donald : Oh... Alright...It's a deal!

Vistor   : At last! The orginal time machine! Wait till marge and the kids see this.

KERPOW!

Donald Watched the vistor disappear, with a quiet smile...

...He put the gold coins in the safe with the others... ...And took another machine out of the cupboard... ... The next vistor would appear in a matter of minutes.

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