Intro : The main character in this story are 'Hap Hazzard' and 'Tricky Doogan' ( both Human ) and with a cameo by their friends Luigi and Ron ( who share the boby ! ) Steve Dillon is an artist who has drawn many stories, which is why it seems strange that when he writes a series of single episode stories that the art is such unimportant part of it. The following tale does not need the brillant artwork of Steve Dillon in fact most of it is covered of the lettering needed.
Hap Hazzard ( Future Shock ) Prog 561 Date 13/2/88 Pages 4 Hap Hazzard 2 Prog 567 Date 26/3/88 Pages 3 Hap Hazzard 3 Prog 588 Date 20/8/88 Pages 5 Hap Hazzard 4 Life... Prog 609 Date 14/1/89 Pages 4 Hap Hazzard 5 Prog 610 Date 21/1/89 Pages 5All Written and Drawn by Steve Dillon with lettering by Tom Frame
Then...in 2000AD Prog. 1164 (06-12 Oct 1999), there appears a NEW Hap Hazzard Hap Hazzard: Another Epic of Love,Death and Dry-Cleaning Pages 7
Script: Hayden Nash, Art: Steve Dillon, Colours:Dylan Teague
Truely bizarre, this Steve Dillon artwork from 1990 must have got lost, and found in time for Comics 99 festival where compitetion was held to write a script.. the winner was published. [Note: different page size and that this is a first hap hazzard with colour]
Transcript of Hap Hazzard orginally published in 2000AD prog. 609, 14 Jan 1989
Script and Art by Steve Dillon
Formating scene setting text in box. and dialogue in play format.
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Hap : What's that your watching, Tricky ? Tricky : My favourite soap-opera SPACEWAYS MOTEL! Hap : You don't watch that rubbish, do you ? Tricky : But, hap it's GREAT! Hap : It's got everthing! Life... Death... Intrigue... Passion... Only last week BLAXFLBL, the alien porter, Declared his love for MISS ELSIE, the robot cook, in a wonderful speech... He wept as he confessed to BRIAN, the headwaiter, that he wanted elsie as his everlasting sweetheart! Brian told Blaxflbl, that he may to settle for renting elsie on a time-share basis... so Blaxflbl decked him with a table lamp... It's good stuff, Hap! Tricky : One thing I'm glad I inherited from my dad is an ability to avoid getting hooked on soap-operas! It's a rare gift that me enough spare time to read my own weight in cheap novels! Hap : Didn't Joey-the-neck write a novel once ? Tricky : Yeah... but it was never published everyboby said it was the dullest thing they'd ever read! Joey found this hard to understand... until a friend pointed out that he hadn't used any adjectives. This, we later discovered, was due to a childhood trauma involving some particularly Gross descriptive words directed at his favourite pairs of shoes! Hap : Weird.
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Hap : Hello, Ron... Luigi... What've you lads been up to? Luigi : Not that it's any of your business, Doogan.. But we've been in court all day. Just got out. Tricky : You mean, they let you off ? Luigi : Watch your mouth, Hazzard! As it happens, we were character witness for Wide Henry in his assault case... But he got sent down anyway, There's no justice anymore. Hap : What did he do this time ? Luigi : He resolved an argument with joey the neck force-feeding him a two-piece pool cue. Tricky : Ouch! I know Joey has some strange eating habits but that's pushing it! Ron : Maybe... The court took a very dim view of the whole affair. Luigi : But I suppose it takes a pro to appreciate the subtlety in a damage like that! Hap : I sometimes wonder if's a good idea to hang around the Kango twins... I'm sure they were involved in the shooting of three-leg eddie! Tricky : Just because they were sitting next to eddie when he was torn apart by bullets doesn't mean they were involved! Hap : Maybe not... but their failure to be distracted from their crosswork looked a bit suspicious!
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Hap : Another day is done... The world keeps turning and the stars shine on unmindful of our problem, Tricky : If you're unmindful of these steps you'll break your neck! Hap : To live is to suffer, tricky... Though there are a few things that help lessen the pain of existence... Tricky : What are they then, O wise one ? Hap : You know... Things like the love of a good woman... The smile of a child... A beautiful medlody... winning the occassional raffle... Have you ever had a religious experince, Tricky ? Tricky : I thought so, once .. but the doctor put it down to a dodgy sea-food salad. Hap : Did you know, when I was a kid, I had to my prayers at bedtime... I can still remember the works... If I die while I'm asleep, I pray to god my soul to keep, If I'm still breathing come next day, I pray to god I'll stay that way. Tricky : Touching stuff, Hap Now pray for a Cab... I'm getting a wet.
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For an example of a page that NEEDS the art ( besides the fact it is one of the first stories with the brillant Kevin Walker as