Body and Soul
Writer : John Smith
Devlin Waugh is Unique. A freelance exorcist and papal envoy, he is infected with a vampirism virus. While recuperating on the riviera he encounters the bizarre, and very deadly Mr Chigley...
G et me a double seafood pizza with potato salad and extra anchovies, Haines shouted to Alvarez across the white striplit plaza. 'And don forget the lady's sourbread.'

It was going on seven o'clock, getting dark out, the sky over the Monaco rooftops gone the colour of dead coals, and Haines hadn't eaten all day. Unless you counted the cheese and pastrami tunaburger he had for breakfast, which Haines didn't.

He wished now he'd never taken the assignment. It had sounded fun at first, almost glamorous, babysitting a movie actress on the sun-drenched Cote d'Azur. But now, standing out here on the patio of the Della Montileury with the TV going on behind him and a kink in his belly, he was hungry for home. Missing the Euro-City nightlife, the jive, the smell on the streets.

He glanced round at the one floor red-brick and in through the sliding doors. Undercover Judges popping open cans of fruit juice big men that made the room look small. Neff and Lockhart playing cards in the corner, their first time on protective custody, enjoying having nothing to do but sit and kill time. Hagenauer over by the bathroom door, bent over polishing his shoes; Kurland sat across from the candles with a pen and puzzle book. They looked like a bunch of left-overs from yesterday's party, hangers-on hoping things might kick off again.
Haines spat into the night, that familiar cynical taste back in his mouth. What the bell was he bitching for? He was one of them. Judge Pablo Haines, half-Cuban, half-Welsh, looking sharp in tan slacks and loafers, a white cotton shirt with yellow fruit on. Eighteen years as a judge. twelve on the streets, the last six in undercover. The sudden change he blamed on the uniform; he liked being a Judge but hated the shoulder-pads, the regulation boots, the helmet that was like looking through a letterbox.

Kurland came out onto the porch and slumped down in one of the rattan patio chairs. Psi-Judge Louis Kurland, Lou to his friends, with his tattooed forearms and weird albino looks. Wearing RapideReact sunglasses and a blue and red baseball cap that was kind of a trademark.

'Jesus. That woman.' Kurland shook his head and took a long sip of iced tea. 'She's inna bathroom takin' a shower, we're thinkin' we got maybe a few minutes peace, suddenly this voice comes waverin' outta there, "Excuse me, but could one of you officers possibly scrub my back for me?" Real life an' she still acts like she's in one a them lousy drokkin' movies a hers.'

Haines gave him a sad smile. 'She gets to you, doesn't she?'

'Man, she'd get to my great Uncle Elvin, an' he's been dead the last twelve years.'

Haines knew what he meant. Three months they'd been on this case, thirteen gruddamn weeks, and she'd been a pain in the ass from the second they picked her up. A plainclothes Judge escorting her out of the Essoldo Playhouse, into an unmarked car, then on without stopping to Sector House 23. After that they'd gone the rounds of the protective custody programme - jumping from one safehouse to another - until she'd finally insisted on coming down here.

All this for some over-the-hill movie queen who hadn't made a movie in seven years. Hadn't made a decent one in twelve. Wildside, which should have been her last but wasn't. Released in 2102, when they'd just brought in the new imaging technology, the Afterlife Laser-constructs. Jean Fremont starring alongside Grace Kelly and Victor Mature. Being upstaged by Grace Kelly even though she was just a picture off some gruddamn machine.
'So how're we doing? Any word from Chigley yet?' Haines asked, and Kurland shrugged and told him no, no word, but not to worry, they were dug in deep, the guy'd have to he drokkin' psychic to find her out here.

This time it was Haines who shrugged. "I don't know. Mayhe he is. He found her pretty easy the last coupla times.'
Remembering that day in Ciudad Espana, a nondescript motel room like the one they were in now. A wire on the phone, round-the-clock surveillance, the works. And somehow the guy had still gotten in. Jean had woken up that morning to find tropical fish stapled to the walls; another of his messages scrawled on the bathroom mirror. Saying I am Mr Chigley. The stillborn son. The white in the eye. I walk the streets and I am right there with you. Saying, You are mime. Body and soul. There is nothing do can do.
The guy, Chigley, had been sending Jean kook mail for twenty-three years. Telling her how he was her number one fan, how he loved her and wanted to marry her, talking to her like they were childhood friends. And now, all of a sudden, he'd gotten tired of waiting and started making moves. Saying she was his, he owned her. Saying he was coming to get her.
Haines shook his head. Jesus, just thinking about it...

'Who knows? Maybe we'll get lucky this time,' he said. Knowing there was no chance of it. Knowing sooner or later the guy would catch up with them.



I t was six years since Devlin had last been gambling - seriously, anyway - and tonight he intended to lose a spectacular amount of money. He'd been
drinking most of the day, holed up in a dark drawing room practising his Mongolian throat singing. Now he was thoroughly drunk, mouth dry, head spinning, and eager to lose some money. His brother Freddy had told Devlin that losing was the one thing in life he was bad at. Devlin tried to get in the practice whenever he could.

He had a hundred thousands francs on him when he came into the Casino, and was good for twice that in credit. Devlin thought he could spend a small fortune in the three, three and a half hours left before sunrise. But halfway up the sweeping marble staircase, the clatter of slot machines and roulette wheels echoing above him, he changed his mind. He ended up in the Casino restaurant. Ordered a table near the indoor fountain, spumes of water spotlit from below, and snapped his fingers at a passing waiter.

'I wonder if I might possibly trouble you for the wine list?' Slurring his words, feeling light-beaded, off-centre. He watched the waiter thread his way through the tables, an Italian with slender wrists and tight shiny trousers. Devlin licked his lips and glanced round the noon.

Wherever he went in Monte-Carlo, it seemed, he saw the same dream faces. A few tables across from him a fat woman he recognised from the Zurich Tribune was being flattered and fed asparagus tips by four Korean bodybuilders. Over by the window was Claude deChardrey, the French cattle baron, sat with an ex-world tennis champion who ate with the wrong cutlery and picked his nose when he thought no-one was looking. The only person here of even remote interest was J�rn Rodovore, a male model from Scandinavia. Devlin had seen him around before, at Jimmy's and Le Cygne, but never up close. Not till tonight.
Rodovore was in his early twenties, tall and lean with blond hair and blue come-to-bed eyes. The strong Aryan type. Devlin had followed his career right from the start: those early photo appearances in Physique, then centrespreads in Young Adonis. Later on his move to film and video. Seeing him here now, in the flesh, sent shivers up Devlin's spine.

'What a perfectly winsome creature.' He let out a wistful sigh. 'Perhaps I ought ask him to pose for me. Or better yet' - smiling now, getting another idea - 'invite him back to the villa for one of my midnight soirees...

Devlin ordered from the menu, drunk by now but still making plans, running different scenes through his head. He told the waiter he'd have pistou and salad salad, then steak - rare, still bloody - with shallots and white tomato dressing, followed by crepe Suzette and gooseberry sorbet.

The steak was vile. Overcooked, with a texture like damp suede. Devlin demanded to see the maitre d'hotel and told him so. Telling the dapper little Frenchman that the meal was an abortion, that it looked like something you'd find on the floor of some back-street veterinarian clinic. He let the maitre d' sweat it out, listening to him agree with everything he said. Nodding and bowing, saying yes m'sieur, I cannot tell you how sorry I am, his eyes wide and frightening, knowing who Devlin was and what he could do to him. Then backing away, hurrying off to the kitchens so fast he almost tripped over twice on the way.

Rodovore had noticed the floorshow and was looking over at Devlin' table. Mouth set, face impassive, but with an inquisitive gleam in his eye. Devlin smiled brightly and gave him a little finger-wave. Drunk and hungry but feeling better already.

devlin leaned forward and reached for his glass, bubbles hissing and pooping in pink champagne. He took a long sip, savouring taste Moving his tongue slow and languorous over his upper cannies as watched Rodovore eat.

W hat it is,' Haines was telling Kurland, both of them still on the patio the cool September night, 'she's slept with all the right people. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if she made it with the Chief Jugge himself. You ever heard of Justice Department going to all this trouble just to protect some actress?'

Kurland shrugged.

'I'm telling you, that's it,' said Haines, sitting back now, sounding certain. 'Protective custody in return for sexual favours.'

Kurland didn't saying anything for a few moments, nursing his glass, those pale albino hands looking like they'd been dusted with powder. 'How long you reckon we're gonna be stuck down here?' he said finally.

Haines looked up. 'Hey, you're the Precog. You tell me.'

'Y'know, it's funny you say that,' Kurland said, folding his tattooed arms on the table. 'These last few days I been havin' my doubts. Ain't had a sniffa the six sense since we got here.'

'That unusual?'

'Bet your ass it is. longest I ever been without gettin' a flash is two days. Normally I'll get 'em four, five, sometimes six times a day. Nothin' big, y'know,' Kurland said, 'just hints, glimpses. Like I'll see a TV show ain't gonna he on for another three hours, or maybe get to listen in on some argument I can see brewin' but which ain't happened yet. But this last week...' He took his sunglasses off, small red eyes looking at Haines across the table. 'I feel like I losta limb or somethin'.'

Haines shrugged. 'Well, the way this assignment's working out I don' think we have to worry too much.' Haines changing the subject now, trying to get onto something less personal. 'All we've done since we got here is sit on our asses eating pizza and watching TV.'

Kurland nodded, quiet all of a sudden. He reached out for the jug of iced tea and refilled his glass.
'Ask me,' Haines went on, 'this whole thing is a waste of time. All this trouble just because some two-star actress gets kinky fan mail. Some of the movies she's made, it'd he a lot stranger if she didn't get kinky fan mail.'

Kurland didn't say anything, his head down again like he was hunched over a crossword or a holiday brochure, reading the small print.

'You seen any of those letter yet? I'm telling you, some of them would blow your mind. l'm out kidding.'

Kurland still didn't speak. Didn't even look up. He was sat with his shoulders hunched, head low, blue watery light lapping at him from the half-open patio doors behind. Sat very still, too still. Haines watched a droplet of blood form on the tip of Kurland's nose, grow fat and heavy, and splash on the shoulder, but didn't move. The air was suddenly heavyaround them filled with a smell like hot metal.

'You getting a flash?'

Kurland nodded, getting more blood on the table. Seeing him in pain like this, Haines was glad he was with Undercover and not Psi-Division. But then Kurland was talking again, giving Haines a puzzled look, head cocked to on side. Saying 'Feathers?', making it a question, his voice different now, quiet but with an edge to it. Then nodding. 'Yes. Feathers. Feathers and blood.'

Haines polled a handkerchief out of his pocket and passed it to him. Kurland's eyes wide. Still shiny, over-bright, but not as bad as before. He looked up at Haines, surprised, shaken.

'Jesus' he said, shaking his head. Who'da thought it?' Haines felt suddenly relieved, the tension in the air gone now, a balmy Mediterranean breeze pushing its way across the plaza. The remembered the flash, Kurland saying feathers and blood, and knew something bad was coming.

All of a sudden not so relieved.

He gave Kurland a few seconds more, watching him take deep breath bring himself down. Then said, 'it's going to happen here?'

Kurland nodded.

'How long you think we've got?'

'I ain't sure. Not long. Usually, I get a flash like that, the image is all over the place. This one was clear as day.'

Off to the left, footsteps. Haines turned his head and saw Alvarez coming back from the foodbar Boxes in his arms, piled up under his chin. Walking past the unmarked cars now, past the closed-up antiques shop where six more surveillance officers were sat with binoculars and lukewarm ginger beer. Ten judges altogether, sat out there keeping watch, not knowing that something bad was coming their way.

Haines looked over at Kurland again. 'Okay. We wait till Ms. Fremont gets finished in the bathroom, then we move out.' He pushed away from the table. 'First off though, Let's get us some of that food. I'm so hungry I could can leper's leg.'




A her he'd finished, scooping up the last of his sorbet with a Viennese wafer, Devlin paid the bill then followed Rodovore out of the restaurant
and up to the gaining rooms. High ceilings with painted murals. Stained glass and fading belle poque splendour Roulette wheels spinning under alabaster Cupids and chandeliers like frozen waterfalls.

Devlin followed Rodovore around for a while, watching him try out the games, find one be liked, then sat at the bar as Rodovore settled down to play baccarat. Devlin ordered a brandy smash and sipped it slowly, keeping his eyes on Rodovore but letting his mind wander, seeing them in situations together, or wrestling maybe, or a bout of fisticuffs down by the swimming pool.

The itch was back now, he realised, sitting here sipping his drink. The old blood hunger was gnawing at the edges of him, making it hard to think straight. Bright images danced through his head, reds and scarlets splashed on white, colours that made Devlin's mouth water. That was the problem with the hunger. Once it started there was only one way he could get it to stop. He could eat his way through a five-star menu and it wouldn't make any difference. Blood was the only thing that'd scratch the itch, that'd scratch both of his itches at once, come to think of it.

By the time Rodovore finished at the baccarat table Devlin was too drunk and too hungry to sit still any more. He went right over to Rodovore and introduced himself.

'J�rn Rodovore, isn'it? My name's Waugh. Devlin Waugh.' He held out his hand and Rodovore shook it.
'I am happy to he meeting you, Mr Waugh.'

'Oh, Devlin, please. Surnames might be de rigueur in the rest of Europe, but here on the Riviera one must feel free to unshackle oneself of all social conventions. Don't you agree?'

Rodovore looked puzzled but nodded anyway. Up this close Devlin could see just how perfect his face was. Eyes like the Aegean, the pale blue vein that ticked in his neck where shadows pooled like bruises. And my God, those lips, the kind of lips you wanted to bite. Just looking at him like this made the hunger shine. Devlin could feel saliva trickling out the corner of his mouth arid wiped it away with a silk handkerchief.

'You're going down?' Devlin asked as they moved towards the elavator doors. Rodovore nodded. 'Then I'll escort you, if I may.
The hunger hit again them, like someone had set off a flare in the pit of his stomach, so bad this time it doubled him up. Devlin had to reach out and take hold of Rodovore's arm just to stop himself falling over.

'I'm a quite unashamed admirer of your film work,' he was saying now, smiling but feeling like broken glass inside. 'A total devotee. Particularly of the Matt Sterling series. I haven't witnessed scenes of such stark sensuality since visited the Bangkok film festival several years ago.'
The elevator bumped to a stop a few seconds later and they stepped into the parking lot, like a big gloomy baseball pitch right under the Casino. It was cool down here, quiet too, the reserved spaces taken up by sports cars and limousines and not a single person around except them. Rodovore was talking now, telling him about the new film they were shooting in San Felix, Matt Sterlint stranded on a desert island with a bunch of schoolboys, kind of an upbeat version of Lord of the flies.

Devlin put a finger on Rodovore's lips. 'Hush,' be said softly, wanting to smile but not doing, afraid more saliva would come spilling out.

Rodovore looked at Devlin with those cold Scandinavian eyes, shiny and far-away now, like a deer caught in car headlights. He didn't move, didn't even blink as Devlin moved up close, ran a finger lightly down his throat, tracing a vein, his collarbone. Somewhere nearby a car horn went off, a quick sequence of notes, up and down. The theme music to Love Story.

'Just listen to that,' Devlin said. 'They're playing our tune.

He moved his head forward and closed his lips around Rodovore's throat.




H aines was on his second slice of pizza when the bathroom door opened. A rush of hot air, steam and light spilling out, and there she was. Jean
Fremont wet from the shower, something people'd pay money to see. A towel round her body, tanned and a little too heavy, auburn hair loose but damp. Forty seven years old but not looking a day over forty.

She glanced round the lounge, a slow pan, taking everything in, and said, 'So when does the ball game start?'

Neff looked up from the table. 'What?'

'It's a line from a movie,' she said. 'Oneshot. I come into the room, you guys are sat here with your shoes off, drinking been You look like husbands waiting for the ball game to start.

Here we go again, thought Haines. Another gruddamn scene. Jean Fremont playing the funny guy. But she just sighed. 'It was a joke,' she said quietly. 'What's wrong? Don't Judges ever tell jokes?' Getting in a quip but backing down, wishing she'd kept her mouth shut.

Haines watched her move across the room, slow but not the least bit self-conscious, the centre of attention and loving every second of it. She ever quoted stuff from a movie, you could bet your last cred it was one of hers. Then she was looking at him, giving him the smile, the come-on. This tough woman in a lousy motel room who still thought of herself as a star.

'Mr. Haines? Could you hand me a clean towel please?' she said, tossing hack her hair, steam misting the mirror behind her.

He stared back, wanted to say to her, 'Honey, you're way pass the sell by date,' hut didn't have the guts. He gave her a polite smile instead and said, 'There's clean ones in the bedroom, ma'am. Why don't you get changed first, then come through and have something to eat?'

She shrugged and went into the bedroom and that was that. Hagenauer looking away as she closed the door behind her, turning back to his egg salad sandwich.

While they waited for Jean to finish dressing Haines told the rest of the tearri what Kurland had said, about the flash-forward, the premonition. Getting to the bit about feathers and blood when one of them butted in, Lockhart asking him why the hell he'd waited till now to tell them.

'It's been five minutes,' Haines said wearily. 'Lighten up, okay?'

Lockhart said excuse me but no, it wasn't okay, they should be getting the hell out of there right now. Then Neff joining in saying you know, he's got a point, if our cover's blown we oughta do something. Lockhart beside him pulling his gun out his shoulder rig and checking the power-pack.

Haines was getting tired of this. 'Look, we're going to leave,' he bald. "Soon as Ms. Fremont is ready.' Looking over at Kurland now, seeing him sat in the corner, eating with his head down, keeping out of it.

'I don't know what we're doing here anyway,' Hagenauer said. 'Ask me, the broad should never a left Brit-Cit.'
"The board is in protective custody," Haines said. "We're supposed to keep her safe till this thing's over. You forget about that?'

He glanced at Kurland again, hoping he'd come in and help him out, but the guy was Inoking somewhere else. Sunglasses off, eyes narrowed, staring at the book shelf on the other side of the room, the candles on top of it...

'What's wrong?' Haines started to ask, then saw it for himself the candle flames jittering, all of a sudden too bright. There was something in there. A speck of darkness in each of the flames, darting and bobbing, black pupils in yellow eyes.

Neff had seen it too. 'Oh Christ,' he said. Pulling his gun out of his shoulder holster and flicking oil the safety. A Sechard .55, chrome and Teflon, what was known on the streets as a funtgun.

The pupils in the candles were dilating now, growing as they watched, as big as bird skulls and getting bigger one of them burst suddenly, popping like a blister, and doused the candle with black ink. The flame sizzled out.

'Shoot it!' Lockhart shouted. 'Shoot the son of a bitch!'

He lifted his own gun and fired. Once, twice. Plaster flying from the wall, all the candles out now, putting one side of the room in darkness.

'What are we shooting at?' Haines asked, watching as the shadows bulked up in front of him. A shape in there now, rearing up, so much bigger than he'd thought it would he.

They were all firing now, Haines too, gun flashes lighting up the room like a strobe, making everything happen in slow motion. Watching as the bullets went right through the shapes and into the plasterboard walls. Then Hagenauer was screaming, head thrown back, blood in his mouth, and suddenly his arm was gone. Then his shoulder Then half his ribcage. The thing in the darkness giggling and chattering as it took him apart.

Haines could see what was doing it now, some kind of animal, this one crouched in the light, three more back there in the shadows. They looked like apes in suits of armour, like they were built from some kid's model kit, but incomplete, half the pieces missing, gaps in the body you could see right through Hunchbacked, with big hands that dragged on the floor and pointy Ku Klux Klan heads. Long cone-shaped heads that pivoted at the shoulders, angled downwards now so they pointed at the floor, knuckles of bone rolling around each cone like teeth on a drill-bit.

Then they were right there in front of him, those yellow buzzsaw teeth, the thing dipping its head towards Haines like a bird. He had time to squeeze off another shot before the pain hit, knocked him off his feet, and when he looked down there was a hole in his chest the size of a basketball. Wet and ragged, hone shining down there in the darkness where he didn't want to look.

He tried lifting his gun but it was slippery with blood and dropped from his fingers. Unconsciousness pressed down, made the room spin, and flames wondered if what he was seeing now was real or imaginary, a man walking out of the mirror, stepping through it like a doorway. Small and skinny, looking like some carnival showman in bright green pants and a bright orange jacket, a white Venetian mask that covered the top half of his face.

Chigley. It had to be. Somehow he'd found the woman, sent those things here to clear the way, and now here he was in person, looking wild and stupid and scary all at the same time.

There was the sound of splintering wood and Haines turned his head to see one of the ape-things standing into bedroom, the door torn off at the hinges, a light on inside hut the room empty. Curtains billowing out in front of the open window.

A breeze slipped in to the room, washing the smelt of blood out of the air, giving Haines a moment of sudden clarity. He saw Chigley turn round, fury in his eyes now, knowing the woman had gone and telling his big ugly pets to go after her, to find the bitch and bring her back. Then the words were fading, the picture too, and Haines was carried off someplace deep and quiet and totally dark.



T hese last ten minutes, running down the Rue de Massy in a bathrobe
bare feet passing parked cars and cliff-side houses but not a single
person, Jean had managed to keep her mind empty. Get out of the the apartment, get as far away from Chigley as she could and hope those things would lose her. But now the thoughts were back, jangling in her head like loose change, and all of a sudden she knew she'd never make it.

She could hear them now, Chigley's pets, coming after her through the dark with their drill-bit heads and jigsaw bodies, whooping and cheering like some weird pageant. They were up in the aloe trees that ran alongside the road, a few hundred yards behind, she guessed, but getting closer

Off to her left now she could see the harbour, dark water full of white shapes, yachts and pleasure vessels, and beyond that Monte-Carlo itself, is a steep-sided hill with roads and buildings that climbed up in terraces. She was going downhill now, heading for the Casino in the centre of town, hoping she could lose herself amongst the lights arid people.

Minutes later and she was on the main street, running past restaurants and brasseries, hotels with roofed-over foyers and doormen outside, getting looks from everyone hut not letting it bother her one hit. The ape-things were too close. She could hear them further down the street, hollow thudding sounds as they leaped from car roof to car roof, people shouting and screaming as they passed by.

Jean turned left, then left again, heading down a narrow side-street that lead to the hack of the Casino. It seemed like the best place to hide. Go in the back way and sneak upstairs, where the gaming rooms were filled with video cameras and floormen and armed security guards. She saw a light just up ahead, the car park attendant in his big yellow booth, and increased her pace. Then she was turning, running past the booth and the barriers and on into the underground parking lot. Voices shouting after her but her heartbeat drowning out the words. Her feet were raw and bloody but there was on way she was going to let up now, zig-zagging between cars and support pillars, knowing there was an elevator further on and heading straight for it.

She put on a burst of speed, side-stepped a green Daimler with tinted windows and what looked like oil pooling under the rear bumper, and ran straight into someone. A tall guy, heavy, big through the shoulders, built like a weight-lifter but looking more like a vicar in his dog collar and tunic, a red velvet smoking jacket with black beaverskin lapels, clothes that had gone out of fashion two hundred years ago.

Now she looked closer she saw there was blood on his mouth, all down his chin. She remembered the car leaking oil behind her and looked down to see that hey, surprise surprise, it wasn't oil after all. She knew that because there was a body down there too. A big guy soaked with blood, bite marks on his neck, face, shoulders. He'd been pretty good-looking too, judging by what was left.

She turned back to the figure in front of her, Mr Chigley and his pets forgotten now, part of another life, even though she could hear them gibbering somewhere back there in the darkness. Why did this guy, the vicar, look so familiar? She'd seen him before, she was sure of it. On TV maybe, or one of those glossy gossip pages in the Sunday supplements. Then he pulled a tortoiseshell cigarette holder out of his jacket pocket and she knew instantly who he was.

'I know you,' she said softly.

He smiled - the guy who looked like a vicar bit wasn't - and said, 'My dear, I'd be most frightfully hurt if you didn't.'

Maybe her luck hadn't run out after all.




F ive minutes later they were in the main gaming room and Jean had told Devlin everything. Eyes open, wetting her lips too much, telling him
some wacko movie buff had fixated on her twenty-three years ago and had suddenly got tired of writing fan-mail. Devlin listened patiently, nodded in all the right places, and didn't believe a word of it.

People had noticed them by now, a big guy with blood down his shirt and a woman in a bright yellow bathrobe. Heads turning from the slot machines, a couple of security guards walking over with their hands on their gun belts, trying to look mean.

Devlin glanced back through the main doors. Chigley's pets were probably on their way up here right now, clambering up the elevator shaft like monkeys. Jean said she didn't know what they were, told him she'd never got a proper look at them, but Devlin had known straight away. Just the sound they made had been enough.

'Hey. You two. The hell you think you doin' here?'

Devlin turned and waited as the two security men came up to him, one tall and thin, the other short and round, the pair of them looking like a music hall double-act. It took them a second to recognise him but he knew it when they did. Eyes widening, the fat one taking a nervous step back, already starting to apologise.

'Gentlemen, I'd like to take you into my confidence, I really would, but I'm afraid that if I were to explain our current plight you'd both simply defecate on the spot.

'Devlin.' Jean tugged at his arm, anxious to get out of here.

'Gee, I'm sorry 'bout that, Mr Waugh. For a minute there I didn't recognise you.' The fat security man squirming now, not sure what to do.

Devlin shrugged generously. 'There's absolutely no need to apologise.' He lowered his voice to a whisper. 'Actually, if you promise not to breathe a word of this to anyone, I shall let you into a little secret...'

The two guards exchanged looks.

'Ms. Fremont and I are fugitives.'

'Yeah?'

Devlin nodded. 'We're being quite mercilessly hounded by a pack of Lovemongers.

The fat guard gave him a blank stare. 'Lovemongers?'

A really quite wretched species. Demons from the Seventh Gulf. They're amateurs, of course, but shockingly enthusiastic.'

'Demons?'

Devlin sighed. 'Must you repeat simply everything I say? Yes. Demons.' Turning to Jean now. 'Isn't that right, my dear?'

She started to say something, got out a couple of words, then she was cut off by the sound of tearing metal, a thin sharp screech that set Devlin's teeth on edge; gave him an instant migraine. He was in time to see the elevator doors being ripped open, then the lovemongers were hounding towards them, swinging through the entrance foyer on the backs of their hands. Four of their gibbering like idiot children, dribbling tarry black saliva that hissed and sputtered when it hit the floor.

'Oh God.' Jean with one hand over her mouth, genuinely scared now, not even trying to act. Devlin took hold of her arm and pulled her quickly behind him, already wondering how he was going to play this. Cool and aloof, or fast and dirty, try to take them head-on.

People had seen the Lovemongers and were starting to panic, screams going off round the room like firecrackers, one after another. The security men were shouting now too, the thin one telling everyone it was okay, not to worry, while the fat one tried to get his gun out his holster. It was stuck in there, wedged tight, and he was still tugging at it when the first Lovemonger hit. A giant black fist went whistling past and the guy lost about thirty pounds instantly. Fat splashing across the wall like runny ice cream.

Things were speeding up now, everything at once. Jean backing away as the fat guard reached for her - blood on his hands -the thin one with his gun out letting off rounds. devlin stepping sideways as two more Lovemongers came leapfrogging towards him, jumping across blackjack tables and roulette wheels as if they were on springs. Kicking up a spray of playing cards and poker chips.

The first one slammed straight into Devlin and knocked him clean off his feet. He waited as its head came dipping down, closer and closer, near enough to feel its breath on his face, then gave it a killing blow right to the chest. Both hands clasped to make one fist, a standard Kern-Kwong move. The Lovemonger screamed and lost its balance, thrashing and flailing like a kid throwing a tantrum, its hands and feet tearing chunks out floor.

Devlin twisted to one side as the other Lovemonger lashed out and missed him by an inch. He moved fast then, found an opening and suddenly had hold of its neck, a ball and socket joint that twisted and swivelled and every which way. He worked both thumbs in, digging down between bone and gristle, then pushed up hard. The Lovemonger let out a strangled shriek and its head popped clean off its shoulders, hit the floor and rolled around like a bloody traffic cone, still buzzing, those rows of teeth rattling like beads on an abacus.

Behind him, off to the right, there was a shout. High-pitched, the words going up and down, like someone reading a bunch of kids a bedtime story, putting on a funny voice

'Mr Chigley's coming to get you.

Devlin sneaked a glance at Jean and saw her shudder Dark eyes in that white face, arms wrapped round her body like she was trying to keep warn He heard her say, very softly, 'It's him.'

Back there in the darkness but coming closer, a man in a mask and vaudeville suit, walking so slow and sure down the carpeted foyer he might have owned the place. Devlin tried to make out details - saw a kiss curl of dark hair, rings on fingers - but then the Lovemongers were back and the figure was blocked from view.

One of the Lovemongers padded forward and circled him slowly, like a tiger in a cage, trying to get his attention, and while his eyes were on it the other one leaped. Devlin saw the move coming and turned, swivelled on his It foot and kicked up with his right, hard. The blow hit right between the Lovemonger's legs, hefting it another foot into the air, and its pelvis shattered like rotten wood, pieces going everywhere.

He was about to take out the other one when a voice cut in, Chigley's womanly up-and-down tones calling the Lovemongers back, telling them to heel. They'll never move, Devlin thought. They're too fired up to even bear him. But a couple of seconds later the two surviving demons went trotting up Chigley like well-trained dogs.

'Don't let him touch me,' Jean said behind him, her voice a whisper. 'Don't let him anywhere near me.

Chigley heard. 'My dearest, darling Jean. I'd never harm you. You know that. I wouldn't harm a hair on your beautiful head.'

I shan't pretend I even begin to understand what's going on here,' Devlin said calmly. 'But is this lady really that important to you?'

'Oh yes. She's everything to me.' Chigley stepping into the light now where Devlin could get a better look at him. 'I own her.'

'Really?'

Chigley nodded. 'Body and soul.'

Devlin sighed, wondering how things hod ever gotten to be so complicated. He didn't even know why he was doing this. A woman bumps into him just he can stash Rodovore's body and suddenly he's her guardian angel. Maybe it was the drink, he thought. Too much alcohol always made him aggressive, up-front, made him do things he'd regret later. And he knew he was going to regret this.

'You're not gonna believe him, are you?' Jean on her feet now, still scared but with that edge back in her voice. 'After what he's done?'

"I'm sure this is going to sound hideously feeble on my part,' said Devlin, 'but what exactly has he done.'

Jean glared at him but didn't say anything.

'I've given her fame and wealth,' Chigley said. 'That's what I've done. Plucked her from the blighted streets of Brit-Cit and made her into a star' He paused for effect. 'You might call me an impression...'
Jean laughed. 'You? Chigley. you're just a cheap shyster. A two talent scout from Hell.'

'We made an agreement,' Chigley was saying now, turning back to Devlin, moving towards them with that slow cocksure walk of his. 'A pact. When I first met this young lafy was nobody. Oh, she had looks and ambition, but very little else. I told her I could change all that. Promise me your soul, I said, and I'll give you everything you ever dreamed of. Twenty three years in the fast lane.' Another pause. 'Needless to say, it was offer she couldn't refuse.

'Why only twenty-three years?' Devlin asked.

Chigley shrugged. 'It was the first that came into my head.'
'You lousy son of a bitch.' Jean jumping in fast, spitting each word. 'Twenty-three years? You gotta be kidding!, Shouting now, rage transforming her, the light from the chandeliers making her wild and beautiful. 'It wasn't anywhere near that long. Three box office hits, a Best Supporting Actress award and that was it. Finished. Kaput.' She turned to Devlin. 'You know what I did after Oneshot? Know where I worked then? On Swedish cable TV. You believe that? Rolling around a studio with three hermaphrodite dwarfs and a golden retriever!'

She was on a roll, looking like she had a whole lot more to say and wasn't going to stop till she'd said it, but Chigley did something then - a gesture with one hand - and she shut up abruptly. Devlin glanced round and saw that her mouth had gone, nothing there now but skin, pale and unbroken. Jean's eyes blazed, all those words locked up inside of her. Then she was scratching at the skin, digging in with her nails, bringing up blood and spittle, and devlin had to stop her before she got down to bone.
Chigley gave him a sheepish grin. 'A deal a deal.' Holding no his hands now; shrugging. What else can I do?'

Devlin thought about that one for a few seconds but nothing came to mind. He was drunk and tired and bored, with a migraine that set off fireworks in his head. Rodovore's body was still in the parking lot, rigor mortis setting in by now and there wasn't long till sunrise. How much more time was he going to waste here?

'Just one final question, if I may?' devlin asked, and when Chigley nodded he said, 'Who exactly are you?'
Jean moved then, throwing herself forward on those long slim legs, taking them all by suprise. She went for Chigley's throat. Murder in her eyes; hands out ready to strangle him. She covered half the distance before Chigley did anything, then the thin smile was back on his face as be lifted one band, made that weird gesture again. There was a sound like birds taking off, a soft fluttering, and the playing cards scattered on the floor came suddenly to life. Shuffled by giant invisible hands, swooping down on Jean like fast-moving fish, flashes of red and black and white. They closed in around her, spinning in tight orbits, surrounding her like some weird kind of cage

'You were saying?'
That was Chigley again, clearing his throat, trying to get the conversation back on course. He was anxious to finish this, too. Devlin could tell.

'Are you, by any chance, a demon yourself'?'

There. Coming right out with it.

Chigley shook his head. 'No. But I am in touch with certain infernal forces. I have what you might call a hotline to Hell.' Chigley smiled as if it was joke then moved over to Jean, transfixed in that blizzard of cards. 'Actually, if it of any interest, before my fall from grace I was a priest myself' He nodded. 'Just like you.'

Chigley raised one hand and there it was again, that gesture in empty
- like a royal wave or the twirl of a baton - and the Lovemongers blinked out of existence, leaving the smell of cooked meat behind them. Jean went next, fading slowly, her colour draining away to leave air outline, a stencil on the air, nothing. The playing cards rained to the floor, suddenly just playing cards again.

'Well,' said Chigley, 'thank heaven that's over with. It's back to the Gulfs for me.' He was fading out now too, erasing himself from the feet up - the bright green pants, the bright orange jacket, the mask - until there was just a hand left, one hand floating in thin air. A voice wavered up, sounding scratchy and far-away, a long-distance phone call. 'No hard feelings?'

devlin took the hand in his and shook it firmly. 'Certainly not yet he said. Turning away as Chigley faded altogether, looking across the gaming room and out at the elevator, the doors buckled, ripped open, the empty shaft showing dark behind them. It looked like he was going to have to take stairs

He left through the emergency fire door, whistling cheerfully now heading down to parking lot with a spring in his step. Thinking of Rodovore - those blue eyes, that firm young body - and wondering if it wasn't about time he took up another hobby. Add another bow to his string.

Devlin Waugh, taxidermist.

Now there was a thought.

Originally printed in "Judge Dredd Yearbook 1994"
Written by John Smith
with Illustrations by Sean Philips

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